The State on DVD

Some of you know. Some of you know and don’t care. Some of you neither know, nor care, but I’m feeling great right now and want to share this.
I’ll have you know I’m in a really good mood this morning due to looking this stuff up right now.
Rumors about The State coming to [...]

People Scare Me

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/20/world/europe/20austria.html?hp
Horrifying. There are some truly scary folks in this world. Hopefully his prison sentence will mirror something like the conditions he kept her in, plus the fact that she gave birth to SEVEN CHILDREN over time… *shudder*
It’s confusing to me though – how did no one ever look in the basement? Did [...]

Jesus Vs the Dinos – link exchange

Starting you off with a balanced breakfast of 100 Links to Inspire Your Designs, courtesy of Mashable.com.
In other news: a tuatara!
Also, some folks at a church said they saw the face of Jesus in a seat cushion. Uh, that looks more like a Golem to me, but whatever works, I guess.

Parasitic Telepathic Octopii

Just wanted to let you all know that a coworker let me borrow Stephenie Meyer’s new book, “The Host”.
I’m about 2 chapters in, and my subject line seems to sum it up accurately so far.
It is late, and that is all. Tomorrow: more.

Nadya Suleman Is A Retard (Apologies To Any Current Retards)

First off, the stimulus package will be voted on tomorrow:
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/12/stimulus/index.html
Secondly, here’s what it would entail.
http://money.cnn.com/2009/02/11/news/economy/stimulus_individuals/index.htm?postversion=2009021122?cnn=yes
And thirdly, the link that almost made me put my fist through the monitor… remember that chick who decided that having EIGHT MORE KIDS was awesome? Apparently she can’t pay her bills with unconditional love AND IS ASKING FOR DONATIONS ONLINE
http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/12/octuplets.mom/index.html
THAT’S [...]

Stephen Colbert Tells Kanye To Sit Down & Shut Up

…praise the lord!
I won’t even get into a full rant, because that would require too much energy. He just needs to go away now. My bitterness towards him might not be so overwhelming if my neighbors didn’t play his crap every weekend on the same looping playlist with MIA and Daft Punk and [...]

At Least We Don’t Have Cholera

Things that are bad include the following.
http://io9.com/5077742/students-quarantined-in-university-as-epidemic-unfolds
Let’s hope this gets contained and controlled quickly. In the meantime, I may never eat instant ramen again.
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Nyantomo is Japanese for Warm Cat

…or so they’d have you believe.
http://www.japantrendshop.com/nyantomo-kitten-hot-water-bottle-p-206.html
Pets can warm your heart, but can they warm your body? For only slightly more than a c-note, the “NYANTOMO” from the Kao Corporation can do it. This is “a soft and realistic cat with a hot water bottle hunch-shaped for its body”. It’s that perfect oddity for [...]

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