First off, the stimulus package will be voted on tomorrow:
Secondly, here’s what it would entail.
And thirdly, the link that almost made me put my fist through the monitor… remember that chick who decided that having EIGHT MORE KIDS was awesome? Apparently she can’t pay her bills with unconditional love AND IS ASKING FOR DONATIONS ONLINE
THAT’S FUCKING *IT*, KANYE-STYLE ALL CAPS, I’M STARTING A DONATION SITE FOR MYSELF RIGHT NOW WITH THAT PAYPAL BUTTON (more info to come but seriously it works though)
ANYBODY THAT DONATES TO HER, MATCH YOUR DONATION TO ME
Seriously, send any donations via PayPal to email@example.com.
Except I can provide you with things! A sob story, a website, a logo, transcription, a book, a blog, art, makeup, photos, cook your dinner ….hell, I’ll even mow your lawn!
I am so COMPLETELY FLABBERGASTED at this that I want to just go curl up in bed until the world wears off.